Hunting Season

Well folks, it's gittin' close to huntin' season round these parts.  An' ya don't need no calendar to tell you!  All ya gotta do is take a gander at Jesse's place as ya drive into town.


Yessir, ever year 'bout this time, Jesse rounds the herd up down by the barn.  Then he takes them in one at a time and spray-paints "N A D" on their flanks. Bright red.  Does it every year since some city-slicker shot up his prize bull.  It stands for "Not A Deer."


Sure hope them city fellas can all read.  Reckon so... it's worked so far.
Justan O. Geezer